Tuesday, October 7, 2008

G-ds Email - Joke

JOKE: ONE DAY G-D WAS LOOKING DOWN AT EARTH AND WAS A BIT DISAPPOINTED WITH WHAT HE SAW... SO HE DECIDED TO SEND AN ANGEL DOWN TO CHECK THINGS OUT. WHEN THE ANGEL RETURNED, HE TOLD G-D THAT IT REALLY WAS NOT A GREAT SITUATION…. HE SAID, “IT LOOKS LIKE 95% OF THE PEOPLE ARE NOT QUITE WHERE THEY SHOULD; AND MAYBE ONLY 5% ARE REALLY GOOD”….
G-D THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT AND DECIDED HE’D BETTER SEND DOWN ANOTHER ANGEL TO GET A SECOND OPINION… THE SECOND ANGEL RETURNED AND CONFIRMED WHAT THE OTHER ONE SAID: EARTH WAS DEFINITELY IN DECLINE, 95% NEEDED A LOT OF IMPROVEMENT/ / ONLY 5% RIGHT WHERE THEY SHOULD BE…
IN THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE SITUATION, G-D DECIDED TO SEND AN E-MAIL TO THE 5% THAT WERE REALLY DOING GOOD – WITH A LITTLE PEP-TALK, YOU KNOW, TO THANK THEM – TO GIVE THEM SOME PRAISE, SOME ENCOURAGEMENT… TO KEEP THEM GOING.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT E-MAIL SAID?............................. YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAID?... NO?... GUESS YOU DIDN’T GET ONE EITHER, HUH?

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