Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The haircuts - joke

The haircuts
A priest goes to a hairdressing salon, has a haircut, thanks the hairdresser
and asks him how much he owes. The hairdresser replies, "Father, you're a
holy man, a man of the cloth, I just couldn't charge you anything, it's on
the house." The priest is most grateful and says, "Thank you, my son" and
leaves. When the hairdresser goes to open his shop next morning, almost by
magic, he finds 12 gold coins on his doorstep.
Some days later, a Buddhist monk goes to the same hairdressing salon for a
shave and a wax. When he goes to pay, the hairdresser says, "You don’t have
to give me any money, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the people, I just
couldn't charge you anything, it's on the house." The monk bows, shakes his
hand and thanks him. When the hairdresser goes to open his shop next
morning, almost by magic, he finds 12 rubies on his doorstep.
The following week a Rabbi goes into the hairdressing salon to have a
haircut and a beard trim. When he goes to pay, the hairdresser says, "No,
Rabbi, I couldn’t ask you to pay anything, it’s on the house, you are a
learned and wise man, go in peace." The Rabbi blesses him and leaves. When
the hairdresser goes to open his shop next morning, almost by magic, he
finds 12 Rabbis on his doorstep.

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